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I think this album consists of rejected demos from Warrior's project Apolloyan Sun. Even Cold Lake has more artistic merit than this trash. But all of those bad decisions are nothing compared to the musical abortion known as Prototype.

Like Discharge, they experimented with hair metal for one album, and like Grave New World, it was awful. Hell, even Celtic Frost had one in the form of Cold Lake. Discharge going glam metal on Grave New World, Slayer going nu metal on Diabolus en Musica, Dead Kennedys reuniting without Jello Biafra, Phil Anselmo giving his two cents on racial issues (seriously Phil, just stop), Van Halen III ('nuff said), and don't even get me started on why KISS doesn't exist after KISS Alive II in my mind. Over the years, some rock bands have made extremely questionable decisions. Celtic Frost and its infinite side projects have often had their weird moments but that release really hits rock bottom. I won't ever get those forty-seven wasted minutes back and am only attempting to write this short review to prevent you from going through the same ordeal to give at least some meaning to my aural suffering. I've made the mistake to even listen to that release because its negative reputation made me curious about it. The negative reactions regarding that disaster are entirely justified and even someone who claims to have an open mind couldn't possibly seriously appreciate that abomination. It's music to torture people to if you are a particularly evil monster. It's so bad that it's not even so bad it's good anymore.

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Prototype is an example for how to not make music that isn't even voluntarily nihilistic like some underground black metal demo tape. The band tries to be diverse and show that it has no boundaries which makes the fact that it fails at every single genre it explores even worse. The single songs include lackluster instrumental performances, terrible vocals by the lead singer and an unknown number of misused guests and plod on endlessly instead of ever getting to the point. The song writing is terrible varying from vapid electronic instrumental tunes over repetitive gothic rock soundscapes to hip hop sounds that don't even work if one considered them a humorous parody. The overuse of artificial keyboard sounds, atrocious drum computer patterns and nerve-firing vocal effects is dreadful. The thin production might perhaps be excusable for a demo but the rest certainly isn't. Everything that could be wrong with a release is wrong here and my emotions progressively varied from surprise to shock to disgust while making it through that abomination.

That means something after having explored thousands of albums of multiple genres throughout the years. I know it seems like beating a dead horse but since I have only recently come across Celtic Frost's infamous Prototype demo, I simply have to say that this might be the worst release I have ever listened to.

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